mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle, via awkdinosaur)

deborahkerrsdaughter:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

I AM DYING. THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE

(Source: whimsicalcircles, via awkdinosaur)

psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

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stonedocean:

"FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE CAN BE VALIDATED. FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT"

(Source: ghirahimu, via 1lostsoulinafishbowl)

Anonymous said: Do you have collar bones?

tiit:

no, I don’t have any bones. doctors say it’s amazing that I’ve made it this far

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

(via paperheartsplasticrose)

piplups:

sixeyedandmagic:

awesomephilia:

even jesus pooped

Holy shit

(Source: dutchster, via awkdinosaur)

wawaqueen:

when prepubescent kids make fun of your acne

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(via shveden)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via charmandurrrrr)